Bethany Babaganoosh

I handle mine

my username for everything was gummyvodka back in the day don’t even know why.

six-gummie-bears-and-some-scotch:

Dear girls in yoga pants,

You can pretend EVERY guy isn’t looking at your ass, because some of the gay ones might not be. However, every straight male is if he gets the chance. I can’t speak for lesbians, but I would wager that they do also.

Thanks,

straight males

everyone can enjoy then, it’s almost all I wear

thebrownpaperbag:

“Half Baked” Munchie Run scene

prefer these commandments tbh

A Perfect Circle-Weak and Powerless

captain-asshole:

I feel like every photo I have of me is really stupid, and seemed put-on. My Facebook dp is gonna be of my dog okay don’t judge.